What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is it necessary for people to wear towels while showering at gyms? If so, what are some ways to prevent the towel from slipping off and exposing oneself?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”